Friday, February 04, 2005

The Progressive Dictionary (A Work in Progress) - Entry One

America, United States of � fascistic nation composed of a theocratic interior surrounded by reality-based coastal areas. Oppressor of millions, despoiler of the environment, debaser of culture, the United States refuses to abide by the rulings of benevolent international institutions such as the United Nations, unlike more enlightened nations like Cuba and France. Currently ruled by the madman George W. Bush.
See also:
Chimp, Smirking
Abortion, Assault on
Nuts, Gun and Wing-
Chomsky, The Great and Holy Noam
Jesusland

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