Saturday, April 16, 2005
Who's More Independent? You Be The Judge...
Daily Kos is a notorious paid Dean lackey, Josh Marshall names his 'All Social Security, All the Time' insider blog Talking Points Memo (not ironically, I might add), Atrios gets his paycheck from radical billionaire George Soros, Oliver 'Like Potatoes to a Big Steak' Willis is so dirty with insider [cookie?] dough that he's a walking conflict of interest...I could go on and on and on...Michelle Malkin is a media figure, as is Hugh Hewitt, but I know of no rightwing blogger who gets 'talking points' that are then relentless run over and over and over, a la 'The Coalition of the Faint-Hearted'. Ridiculous, but typical of the 'Big Lie'...
Today's Must-Read: The Worst Professor in America Meets His Adoring Public
The Return of Beagle Blogging
Hi, everybody...my daddy got a digital camera for his birthday, so he has finally joined the 21st century. What does that mean for you? Well, for one thing, there will be a lot more beagle blogging, and just in time...I am working on a MAJOR investigative report that will shake up the canine world from top to bottom. At the request of Barney Bush, I am holding off publication until later this week, that's how big this thing is...so stay tuned to my Daddy's blog, you can't afford to miss this one. Until then...Woof!
Quick Shots: Sokal, Relived
A couple of good items from the great Tim Blair - if you're familiar with the Sokal hoax, you'll love this one; this one is great for the headline alone, but the links are excellent as well...
Why is it that everytime Jimmy Carter opens his mouth, criticism of the U.S. comes out? Maybe he should get a job as editor of Le Monde...
Via Power Line, some Senate vote counting by Robert Novak: is a breakthrough imminent?...
Friday, April 15, 2005
Come On, Howard, Who's Kidding Whom?
Friday Evening Must-Read: Churchill at Berkeley
Miscellanea: Special Birthday Edition
The invaluable Victor Davis Hanson on the failed Mideast policies that preceded the Bush Doctrine; excellent, as always...
Now that an American (and a fellow Texan, to boot!) has been indicted in Oil-For-Food, it's a real scandal!...
Sadly, though, Oil-For-Food has involved some very familiar faces. I recommend you send your children out of the room before clicking this link...
Here's a blog that started about the same time as mine from a new commenter and a self-described 'reformed liberal', so check it out, won't you?...
Michael Young, in Lebanon's Daily Star, on the Syrian legacy:
After 29 years, the Syrian regime, which we must reportedly thank for having robbed Lebanon blind, assassinated its leaders, bombed it cities and killed many thousands of its civilians, leaves a legacy no one cares to resurrect.Ouch! (hat tip to RealClearPolitics)...
Meanwhile, Syria shows its kindler, gentler face - forgive me if I'm cynical...
From Little Green Footballs: Kofi tries to deflect blame, Britain none-too-happy...
Carpe Bonum, meanwhile, is mired knee-deep in a scandal involving blogs, carnivals, vanity, and SUV babes. No word yet on an auction for the movie rights...
Punditish is suffering from withdrawal symptoms, so show your sympathy by paying him a visit...
And if those links aren't enough to satiate your voracious appetite, here's more from the good Dr. Shackleford...
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Sanford Gets Some Good Buzz
Weekly Jackass Number Nineteen: Terry Jones
Here's Jones on the devestating tsunami that tugged at the world's heart:
I am bewildered by the world reaction to the tsunami tragedy. Why are newspapers, television and politicians making such a fuss? Why has the British public forked out more than �100m to help the survivors, and why is Tony Blair now promising "hundreds of millions of pounds"? Why has Australia pledged �435m and Germany �360m? And why has Mr Bush pledged �187m?Of course it's wonderful to see the human race rallying to the aid of disaster victims, but it's the inconsistency that has me foxed. Nobody is making this sort of fuss about all the people killed in Iraq, and yet it's a human catastrophe of comparable dimensions.
According to the only scientific estimate attempted, Iraqi deaths since the war began number more than 100,000. The tsunami death toll is in the region of 150,000. Yet in the case of Iraq, the media seems reluctant to impress on the public the scale of the carnage.
Where to begin with excrement like this? Well, the 100,000: this is a widely discredited figure from a vastly flawed study that has been absolutely dismantled in numerous pieces such as this one...next, the source of the civilian deaths (probably 1/10th what Jones claims) has become almost exclusively terrorists. Thus, since Jones by his own admission wants to help the people in Iraq as much as the tsunami victims, he should be pounding the pavements rounding up support for those opposed to the terrorists (i.e., the Coalition). But no, it's easier to demonize our side that actually try to help theirs, eh, Terry?
Now, Jones is hitting the stump promoting his new book ridiculing the War on Terror, and here's the kind of trenchant analysis we can expect to see if we shell out the bucks:
What is it, really, with the short-term focus of the Radical Left? If 10,000 die so that millions can have a better future, that's not worth it? Infrastructure? What's infrastructure, in the grand scheme of history? You can answer the question, Terry: Yes! Yes! Emphatically, yes! It is worth it; and you can help end the deaths if you get on board with the right side in the here and now.Jones doesn't shy away from disagreeing with the current Washington wisdom being bruited about: that, with the end of Saddam's regime, the Iraqi elections, and recent demonstrations in Lebanon, going to war in Iraq was the right decision.
The status of democracy in Iraq is still tenuous, he says, and regardless, the end can't justify the means.
"Is it worth all the destruction of the infrastructure? Worth all the deaths? It's a question you can't answer," he says.
My final excerpt (I can't take much more of this idiocy) is from Jones's newest column:
A report to the UN human rights commission in Geneva has concluded that Iraqi children were actually better off under Saddam Hussein than they are now.Of course, the report proved nothing of the kind, even if we accept its statistics as accurate. Jones claims it says Iraqi children are worse off; what it says it that the malnutrition rate has doubled, and of course, that is a terrible thing. Isn't it expected, though, in a war zone, as horrible as it is for the children involved? The broader point, and the reason the children aren't worse off, is this:This, of course, comes as a bitter blow for all those of us who, like George Bush and Tony Blair, honestly believe that children thrive best when we drop bombs on them from a great height, destroy their cities and blow up hospitals, schools and power stations.
It now appears that, far from improving the quality of life for Iraqi youngsters, the US-led military assault on Iraq has inexplicably doubled the number of children under five suffering from malnutrition. Under Saddam, about 4% of children under five were going hungry, whereas by the end of last year almost 8% were suffering.
The 92% who aren't suffering from malnutrition, and those of the 8% who get help and survive, now actually have a future in front of them, instead of life under the thumb of a brutal tyrant; a few among them will even someday rule their country, a privilege that will be granted not from nepotism, but from democratic elections. I say it again, Terry: Yes, it's worth it! Very much so...
Terry knows better, though; he knows we could have avoided this whole awful mess, if we had just exposed the Iraqi children to Monty Python...think I'm kidding? Here's the end of the CNN piece:
Oh, if only Saddam were still in power, with all that grand infrastructure in place, and the Iraqi kids were running around being silly while their parents lived in fear...what a great world that would be! This Weekly Jackass award is quite well deserved...truly disgusting. Mr. Jones, you ought to be ashamed...Python, on the other hand, leaves a more positive legacy, he says. He tells a story about an inner-city schoolteacher who noticed that Python skits had a softening effect on his rough students' behavior.
"Instead of the kids being bullies, they would go around being silly," he says.
UPDATE 04/15 8:41 a.m. central: Thanks to the great Tim Blair and the esteemed Dr. Shackleford for the links - a nice start to my birthday...look around and stay a while, folks, good to have you here...
Look Out Your Window: Are Pigs Flying?
From Washington Times interview with DeLay:That's about right; Delay isn't doing our side any favors with talk like this...Mr. Hurt: Have you ever crossed the line of ethical behavior in terms of dealing with lobbyists, your use of government authority or with fundraising?Umm, Tom? The right answer was "no".Mr. DeLay: Ever is a very strong word.
Good On Ya, Mate
An Early Birthday Present
My first visitors, of course, were friends and family, so thanks, you guys (I'm quite pleased to say my mom is a regular visitor). Two of my earliest supporters were Nettie and bebere, and I'm glad they've stuck with me. Other regulars or semi-regulars who are bloggers are greatly appreciated, too, such as Carpe Bonum, Clint, Miriam, Fargus, Punditish, the Sheep's Crib, Knemon, The Therapist, Pam Meister, The Bernoulli Effect, Suzanne Wood, Mike Huckabee President 2008, Corposant, killrighty, RyanVOX, Mover Mike, Presidential Primaries 2008, and Nixon1971.
Then there are the established veterans who have been kind enough to throw me links from time to time or blogroll me, including the brilliant Lubos Motl, The Young Conservative, The Hobbesian Conservative, Professor Bainbridge, Viking Pundit, Commonwealth Conservative, Erick Erickson, the esteemed Dr. Shackleford, Ed Driscoll, and Betsy Newmark. Finally, a big chunk of that 50,000 comes from just about a couple of dozen links from the big dogs on the block: The Instapundit, PoliPundit, Captain Ed, Little Green Footballs, Arthur Chrenkoff, Tim Blair, TKS, and Michelle Malkin.
The problem with doing one of these things is you always leave someone out, so drop me a line in the comments if I did so with you (it wasn't intentional, I promise!)...thanks for the visits, and I'll try to keep things fresh, fun, and interesting...speaking of, later today or this evening I'll have the Weekly Jackass, so stay tuned!...
The Empty Cathedrals: European Secularism
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Taking Back The Word Liberal
Now, we have the U.S. decried as 'fascist' for ending two of the most loathsome regimes of recent years in the Taliban and Saddam's Baathist dictatorship. We, incredibly, have people accused of being hatemongers for shedding light on hateful statements made by radicals such as Jane Christensen and Ward Churchill. We are condemned for having a 'culture of death' by Frank Rich*, because of the chronological coincidence of Terry Schiavo and Pope John Paul II's final days.
That's why I'm so glad to see Engel's article, because it provides much needed clarity for those of us who are uncomfortable condemning 'liberals' in view of the classical meaning of the word, and its close assocation with democracy and freedom. I've often been at pains, at times awkwardly so, to insist that it is not the Left en masse that I oppose, but only the most radical elements, yet I've made my point clumsily in some cases. Now, if I find myself at a loss for words, I can just point to Engel's article, and say, "This - this is what I'm trying to articulate". Needless to say, I give it the highest of recommendations.
*That would be the same Frank Rich who has no problem with the culture of dead fetuses, but can't wait to condemn those who believe the coldest murderers among us maybe shouldn't live the rest of their lives on easy street at taxpayer expense (yep, I said easy street. I'm tired of hearing how tough prison is. Every meal is paid for, no rent to worry about, no broken-down cars, or unexpected expenses...that's not hard. What's hard is making a living, showing up for work day after day, taking care of your loved ones, raising a family, doing the right thing...in fact, it's a truism that it is these very everyday struggles that proved too difficult for almost every single prisoner to handle).
Now, I've said before that it's probably a good thing, all in all, that abortion is legal. I've also said that I find it abominable how it is celebrated as the single defining accomplishment of democracy by some of the more strident pro-choicers. The fact remains that, in the vast, vast majority of cases, unwanted pregnancies are the result of irresponsible behavior; yet, those who would teach abstinence as a virtue to our children are dismissed as 'unrealistic'.
This Article Will Blow Your Mind - Figuratively
Plugging A Book I Haven't Even Read
That MoDo Mojo - Ehh, Whatever
Baby boomers' almost comic fear of aging reminds me of that silent movie scene in which Harold Lloyd hangs precariously from the hand of a giant clock, literally pulling time from its moorings.Alright, I know it's nitpicky, but Harold Lloyd wasn't 'literally' pulling time from its moorings; he was figuratively doing so. You make the big bucks as a columnist, you ought to know that, that's all...
Terrorists and Nukes: How Scared Should We Be?
Wictory Wednesday: The National Edition
The Stupidest Thing I've Heard In Quite Some Time
A high school diploma, for example, is worth eight points, while a year in an Israeli prison or on the run counts for two points each. Gunmen don't get credit for time served in Palestinian lockups, but they win extra points if they were wounded by Israeli army fire or had their homes demolished.Notice the assumptions at play here: if you were on the run or imprisoned by the Israelis, you were just serving the cause; if you were imprisoned by the Palestinians, you're a criminal. Sometimes, parody is insufficient in the face of life itself...
Today's Must-Read: Gimme That Old-Time Religion (In A Very Small Dose)
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
My Niece Introduces Prom Blogging
Hey, guys, my name is Audra and I'm 18 years old if you didn't catch my first guest blog. I'm almost done with school and I'm going to leave home and go to Angelo State next year. This is my Uncle Mark's blog and since everything is always so serious, I thought I'd bring a little flair to it today. The picture is from my very last prom this past weekend. It was a blast and everyone danced the entire time. Thanks for checking out my guest blog and please leave me comments!!! I'll be sure to guest blog again some time later ; ) - NOTE FROM MARK: She really loves the comments (she tells me that's the best part of the blog - should I be insulted?), so don't be shy...
Miscellanea: Where's The Plan, Paul? Edition
Let's start with this beauty from Hoystory, who's got the goods on Krugman (hat tip to Viking Pundit)...
Welcome back, Punditish (I was hoping it was just a technical glitch). Check him out, folks, always some good stuff...
More on Sy Hersh's unique take on journalism at Carpe Bonum...
Daniel Drezner reminds us not to equate 'liberal' with extremist...just so. That's why I try to make the point from time to time that it's not Democrats or liberals that I'm peeved with, it's that particular branch now widely known as 'progressives' that get my motor running...
Wanna hear Joe Biden's idea of humor? Make sure you're not eating...
And congrats to Captain Ed...he's been making quite a splash lately (hat tip to the Instapundit)
JFK: Cleared On One Charge, Guilty Of Another
Ground Zero Update
Today's Must Read: The Slippery Slope Writ Large
James Carroll: A Study In Loaded Terminology
The subject is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and despite Carroll's measured attempts to show both sides, his language betrays his sympathy. Far better for an opinion writer to state his loyalties up front than to hide behind a false mask of neutrality.
Consider the following passages:
...Does Israel's nearly completed ''security barrier" effectively define the permanent border? If announced new Jewish settlements are built east of Jerusalem, cutting off Palestinian areas, where does that leave the Palestinian hope for Jerusalem as capital of its nascent state? How can that state come into being at all, with Israel tightening its grip on much of the West Bank?This last paragraph is particularly galling;...'having turned Iraq into a recruitment and training center for terrorists' is such a completely one-sided view of the situation in that country that one wonders if Carroll prefered the stable dictatorship of Saddam Hussein to the tenous, but inspiring, fledgling democracy taking root.
...How can Abbas maintain power and the Palestinian truce -- if Israel and America give him nothing of what he needs?
...The Sharon government is in no hurry to take up final-status questions again. Instead, a tactic of unilateral separation, coupled with the new ''facts on the ground" -- the security barrier, expanded settlements around Jerusalem -- preempt negotiations. Palestinians want no part of the truncated state that such facts define.
...One imagines George W. Bush with a piece of straw in his mouth. His boots up on the table. Shucks. What a view. But does the president see that the very survival of Israel -- as a democracy, even as a nation -- is at stake here? Does he see the ever more desperate plight of the Palestinian people? Having turned Iraq into a recruitment and training center for terrorists, can he see how the final collapse of peace between Israelis and Palestinians will fuel Arab and Muslim hatred of America? What is Bush waiting for? What good is the view if the rancher is blind?
All of these examples show clearly a distrust for Sharon and contempt for George W. Bush. I would argue, though, that it is precisely the tough stances adopted by Sharon and Bush, coupled with the death of the Noble Peace Prize winner and permanent obstacle to peace Arafat, that have brought new opportunities to the arena. I do share Carroll's worry that the position of Abbas is weakening, and that's not a good thing, when you consider his likely replacement with a militant.
The question, though, is what is Israel, or the United States, to do? Clearly, negotiations must be pursued, but negotiations can last indefinitely; it is to Sharon's credit that he has begun to do unilaterally what must be done to lesson the violence and change the dynamic. For far too long, the open wound that is the Middle East has been allowed to fester; at last, steps are being taken that might bring some relief.
What Would Willie Do?
Also on the local front, tickets for the 2005 Austin City Limits festival go on sale Friday, April 15th (my 37th birthday). The price is $85 for a three day pass, and this year, each day's attendance will be capped at 65,000, so it will sell out. This year's festival is September 23-25.
Quick Shots: Wow, We Dodged A Bullet!
Wizbang celebrates its 2nd blogiversary (congrats!)...
Note to Dr. Shackleford: don't feel bad, when the NY Times quoted me, they didn't drop me a link, either...
Monday, April 11, 2005
Taking Liberties With Michael Moore's Liberties
How so? Fahrenheit got its $23 mil from only 868 screens. That's a very healthy $27,000 + per screen average. Fahrenheit also would go on to expand to 2,001 theaters at its height, and the $23 million represents 20% of its total North American box office take. By comparison, Shrek 2, the biggest box office draw of 2004, got a little over $25,000 per screen, but showed in over 4,100 theaters, a number that would only increase slightly at its peak. Furthermore, Shrek 2's opening weekend represented over 25% of its take. (All of these statistics can be easily verified at BoxOfficeMojo - I've taken the liberty of rounding off a little).
The meaning of these numbers is this: Fahrenheit opened surprisingly strong, and as a consequence, more theaters took a chance on putting it on more screens once they had them available. Furthermore, the relatively small percentage of total take from opening weekend means the film had legs. Finally, it's worth noting, on worldwide box office receipts of $222 million, versus $21 million for production and advertising, that Fahrenheit grossed 10 times its cost even before DVD and video receipts and other ancillary figures are included.
Why am I spending so long defending Michael Moore? Well, I'm not really - I'm just asking for a more rounded view. York's point, and it's well made, is that Moore's film was never as big in the heartland as he claimed it was. Well, Byron, we already knew Michael Moore was a habitual liar and chronic publicity hound...but his overall success is undeniable, and a fuller picture of the box office reveals a film that truly was a major, major hit. I'm calling this one a draw...
Miscellanea: My Dog's More Southern Than Yours Edition
You can read more of frequent commenter Timothy Fargus's take on the education / political persuasion debate here...
In case you missed it in the comments, Pam Meister directs us to this article from Front Page Magazine about the same subject...
Charlie Rangel has just announced his new translation of the New Testament...
Prof Bainbridge has some thoughts on the 'assumptions' trap in this excellent post...
The Bernoulli Effect would like to dissent from the WSJ re: Sandy Berger...
Power Line has more on the Barone article I referred to earlier...
Now THIS Is My Kind Of Post
The Nuclear Option: Mickey Kaus Weighs In
For the record, I would like to see the impasse resolved without going nuclear, but, as with the conservatives in academia debate, the best way to avoid extreme measures from one side is to restrain from them on the other. The criteria for rejecting judges seems to have far more to do with ideology than ability, knowledge, and competence; and that's a reflection of just how activist the judiciary has become. In the perfect world (unattainable, but why not reach for it?), ideology wouldn't enter the courtroom; decisions would rest solely upon solid legal foundations.
This is the problem I have with Roe v. Wade; legal abortions are probably inevitable, and maybe that's a good thing, considering the alternative (though I could never support them with the fervor of those on the Left who seem to feel that any common sense restriction, such as parental notification, is equivalent to the enslavement of womankind). Regardless, Roe was the worst kind of judicial overreach, inventing a constitutional right to privacy out of whole cloth, and, I suspect, forever injecting extreme partisanship into the judiciary. Even if you support the outcome, bad law makes a bad precedent by definition.
Michael Barone: Trust The Hard Numbers
More On The Leaning (Leftward) Tower of Ivory
Today's Must-Read: Washington Needs A New Election
Sunday, April 10, 2005
The Times Continues Its Assault On Religion
A sign that you are dealing with a fanatic is that conversation always drifts back to one subject. Ironically, in constantly decrying the fanaticism of the religious right, it is the Times itself that displays the most reckless fanaticism. Read the Rich column, and notice how many 'touchstones' he hits, despite their complete irrelevance to any recent events: the Left Behind series of books, Mel Gibson's The Passion...this is last summer's news, but Rich has a point he wants to make, never mind that he makes it week after week after tiring week.
I have met Baptist preachers who talk about religion less than the New York Times does. I wish I had a subscription just so I could cancel it.
John Kerry: Count Every Vote, As Long As It's For A Democrat
Now, if true, this kind of stuff is pretty low. In all honesty, though, and at the risk of sounding pompous and arrogant (but this is a John Kerry story), how stupid do you have to be to fall for those two things? Shouldn't there be an expectation that you should be able to understand from the non-stop radio, television, newspaper, internet, and citizen forum coverage what day the election is on? And the traffic ticket thing - who could possibly believe that? I can't imagine, even if these violations occurred, that even .0000001% of the electorate could be fooled by them.
Of course, Kerry doesn't mention the two specific, well-proven, and quite reported on, instances of genuine attempts to disenfranchise Republican voters: (1) the unbelievably low attempt to throw out the ballots of military personnel in election 2000 on the well-founded grounds that they would support Bush in a higher proportion than Al Gore, and (2) the slashing and flattening of tires in Milwaukee in election 2004 on vehicles intended to transport Republican voters to the polls, carried out by Democratic activists who were charged with criminal offenses.
By all means, let's count every vote, and if foul play occurs on either side, it should be condemned and referred for prosecution. Let's quit pretending, though, that it is only Republicans who engage in dirty tricks. Bad electoral sportsmanship, I'm afraid, is a bipartisan affair.
A Masters Worthy Of The Name
UPDATE 6:13 pm central: Tiger bogied 17 and 18, to blow his 2 stroke lead; he heads into a playoff with Chris DeMarco...
UPDATE 6:34 pm central: And Tiger birdied the 18th in a playoff to win his fourth green jacket...nicely done! That should put an end to the naysayers (it won't, though) as he retakes the World Number One ranking.
Why We Fight
There is no greater nightmare than a terrorist organization with nuclear weapons. We must keep the pressure on North Korea and Iran in the strongest possible way. It's almost too painful to contemplate a nuclear missile hitting NYC; 9/11 was horrible beyond belief, but the destruction from a nuke - well, even the possibility cannot be tolerated. John Kerry and George Bush found rare agreement in campaign '04 on the most pressing issue facing America: they both said nuclear proliferation. They were right.