Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Wolfowitz to Head World Bank: Panic Grips Nation as Next Dowd Column is Anticipated

In a stunning defeat for U2 fans everywhere, President Bush is set to name Paul Wolfowitz as the new head of the World Bank. If Maureen Dowd doesn't cover this in her own inimitably lame fashion in her next column, with plenty of annoying references to 'Wolfie', 'Rummy', and 'W', I'll send each of you five (5) U.S. dollars (minus $5.00 shipping and handling)...

UPDATE 1:48 pm central: According to this article, the Europeans will have a veto; hard to imagine they won't use it...

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