Monday, June 06, 2005

Harvard Faculty Wants Summers to Stay On

Harvard faculty members, by a 62-38 margin, do not want embattled President Larry Summers to resign. The Faculty of the Arts and Sciences immediately passed a resolution stating that the poll had caused a 'hostile work environment', and suggested that Summers resign and submit to a public caning.

In a related story, MIT biologist Nancy Hopkins reportedly vomited repeatedly before blacking out upon hearing the results of the poll.

UPDATE 11:04 p.m.: Uhhh...d'oh! That's the Harvard alumni, not faculty...big difference. Yikes (thanks to Elephants In Academia for the catch)...

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