Woo-Hoo!

If I may trot out an old chestnut, ay caramba! Ay caramba, indeed...the long-rumored Simpsons movie is in preproduction at last! Trading has been heavy at the Hollywood Stock Exchange, and my 50,000 shares have tripled in value! But wait a minute...d'oh! The movie is still an estimated two years off! Yarrr...I hates the sea, and everything in it...but it least it's something to look forward to (and I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah)! Excellent...