Kerry Panders to Religious Right: Turn on the MoDo Signal, Quick!

Commissioner Gordon to Maureen, Commissioner Gordon to Maureen: we need you! That paragon of consistency, John Kerry, is sponsoring along with Rick Santorum (!!!!) the Workplace Religious Freedom Act, allowing pharmacists to refuse to dispense certain drugs they morally object to, as long as another pharmacist who works there is willing...of course, Maureen, the lone bastion against the theocratic hordes, will arrive any minute now to save us...uh, Maureen, come in, Maureen, do you copy? Ummm...guess she's on vacation or something...