Sunday, June 12, 2005

On a Far Less Consequential Topic...

...what does it mean that the Michael Jackson jury is still out?
  1. It shows once again what a joke the O. J. deliberations were; did those clowns even bother to sit down before they voted to acquit?;
  2. It means that at least one and probably only one person is still holding out for conviction (bless you, sir or madam); and
  3. Make no mistake, he will be acquited. Oh, I think there are some lesser included charges they might get him on, like furnishing alcohol to a minor, but the charges of substance...well, let's just say that I believe it is impossible to convinct a celebrity in this absurd world of ours.

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