You Can't Make Up Stuff This Good

Unfortunately for all of us, I was turned down in my application to be a Google News source today, as I am a site maintained by a single individual (the world is the poorer for it). Kudos, though, to Google News source The Electronic Intifada on their listing. Here's an example of their groundbreaking journalism, Israelis Will Use U.S. Tax Dollars on Illegal Border. Sheesh...