That MoDo Mojo - What???

I've looked through the latest Maureen Dowd, and I can't find a single shot at any Bush administration official - a new world record. There is a reference to Al Gore and John Kerry as 'hapless', and a lot of talk about how the world favors tall, handsome or pretty people over short ugly ones - well, tell me something I don't know. Not much meat on this bone, so I've very little to chew on...