Monday, April 04, 2005

Royals Postpone Wedding: World Stifles Yawn

The BBC is reporting that Prince Charles has bowed to the inevitable and is postponing his wedding until Saturday; those of you sick of the coverage of the Pope's death now have a weekend of Royal Wedding saturation to look forward to.

In all seriousness - Great Britain: isn't it time to dump the whole monarchy business? Does anyone REALLY care about these yo-yos? It's a bit of a joke, now, isn't it? I mean, Elton John, singing the umpteen millionth rewrite of 'Candle in the Wind', is that what we have to look forward to? "Hello, Camilla Bowles, you were the Queen's least favorite girl...and it seems to me that you lived your life like a spoiled, rich anachronism..."; ahh, I should have been a songwriter.

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