Tom Cruise: Even More of a Jackass

I was ahead of the curve when I named Tom Cruise my sixteenth Weekly Jackass. Cruise's behavior is becoming increasingly inexcusable, even by the vain standards of Hollywood's spoiled superstars. Cruise's one-man Scientology-fueled crusade against psychiatry is beyond the pale; frankly, he should be hit where it hurts an egotistical bastard like himself the worst: socially and financially.

What I'm saying is, any self-respecting actor, writer, director, producer, or other Hollywood personality should cease any professional or social contacts with the out-of-control Operating Thetan. Cruise's career should be 'dead agented', and pronto...

UPDATE 3:02 p.m.: Shame on reporter Kari Huus for this credulous puff piece on Scientology, the fraudulent cult that exists solely to enrich its hierarchy. Interestingly, though, we find that Cruise is an Operating Thetan 6, and John Travolta an Operating Thetan 7. Well, here's a news flash: shortly before he died, head quack and rip-off artist L. Ron Hubbard made me the world's only Operating Thetan 398, and he said to kick both of you nuts in the butt...