Peace Is At Hand!

At their two-day summit meeting in Algiers, Arab leaders agreed to consider the Israeli-Palestinian conflict at an end, provided:

• Israel withdraws from all 'occupied' territories;
• an independent Palestinian state is created (their borders, of course); and
• the Palestinians are granted the right of return.
  

In other news, cats have agreed to live peacefully with dogs provided the latter (a) begin using litterboxes, (b) spend most of the day obsessively giving themselves tonguebaths, and (c) start ignoring the humans they're so friendly with...