Ten Things I�ve Never Done Before
10. Read War and Peace.
9. Been to Niagara Falls.
8. Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
7. Been to an opera.
6. Purchased an album by George Michael or any other former member of Wham!.
5. Wrecked my girlfriend�s car.
4. Been in the same room with any President, current or former.
3. Attended a mass or any other Catholic ceremony.
2. Given up my love of Peanuts cartoon strips.
1. Thought to myself, �Why don�t I stop at the bookstore on the way home and get that new one by Maureen Dowd?�Miriam, Suzanne? Care to enlighten us? How about anyone else?�