- Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side, and (get this)...becomes Darth Vader!; and
- (this is even more spectacular) Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!
Friday, May 20, 2005
The Shocking Spoiler To End All Spoilers
As we await the returns for the first full day of Revenge of the Sith (the film took in $16.5 million from the midnight screenings), and I prepare to join the fun this evening, I have become aware of some shocking revelations, to wit: