Having just watched Team America for the first time tonight, I want to share with those of you who haven't had the privilege the moving lyrics to the love theme, "The End of An Act"...
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that�s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you...
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that sh**y movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you...
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.
Oh, the humanity...does any have a hankie?...