Kofi Annan: Reform the U.N., Just Let Me Keep This Great Gig!

That's the gist of yet another guest editorial in the Wall Street Journal by Kofi Annan. Give the man credit, he knows what paper his critics are most likely to read. In the World According To Kofi, there is, of course, no mention of the latest Oil-For-Food flareup, wherein it was revealed that Annan flat-out lied to the Volcker Commission regarding his son's nepotistic relationship with Cotecna. Kofi looks at the latest U.N.-bashing legislation in the House, and he, naturally, warns us that we need the U.N. more than it needs us...um, yeah, okay...um, sorry, Kofi, gotta run...out here in the real world, we've got our hands full. Keep up that navel-gazing, though, you're doing a wonderful job!