PlameGate Blockbuster - A New Suspect Unveiled

In a story sure to send shockwaves through the White House, the Commissar has put his finger on the most likely first source for Bob Novak...and it's a bombshell (amazing how many times I've looked at that Vanity Fair photo and not seen Barney...proof positive that we see what we want to see and ignore the rest).

Once the inital wave of horror passes, though, it all begins to make sense. As the Commissar says:

Of course, it is about Barney.

Who else had unrestricted access to private areas of the White House and Air Force One?

Who else leaked all over Joe Wilson's tasseled Gucci loafers, and provoked him to strike back at the White House?

Ye gads, how did I miss it? How could we all have been so blind? Consider the following:

Barney has a long-established relationship with the press:

Ari Fleischer, whose name keeps popping up in the investigation, was a frequent poker companion of Barney's:

Here's the kicker: we all know that Barney has long been suspected of being a 'neocon'. And we all know 'neocons' are responsible for everything that is wrong in the world. And we all know just what people who talk about 'neocons' REALLY mean. And now, the final piece of the puzzle:


Game, set, match...it's only a matter of time before Barney is indicted. A shame, really, he had such potential...

UPDATE 1:56 p.m. - more evidence of Barney's perfidy from Larry Bernard...