Once the inital wave of horror passes, though, it all begins to make sense. As the Commissar says:
Of course, it is about Barney.
Who else had unrestricted access to private areas of the White House and Air Force One?
Who else leaked all over Joe Wilson's tasseled Gucci loafers, and provoked him to strike back at the White House?
Ye gads, how did I miss it? How could we all have been so blind? Consider the following:
Barney has a long-established relationship with the press:
Ari Fleischer, whose name keeps popping up in the investigation, was a frequent poker companion of Barney's:
Game, set, match...it's only a matter of time before Barney is indicted. A shame, really, he had such potential...
UPDATE 1:56 p.m. - more evidence of Barney's perfidy from Larry Bernard...